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when Kai helps Chanyeol be thug
Chanyeol: kai. i need your help
Kai: what do u want
Chanyeol: be honest... am i thug
Chanyeol: I am, right?
Chanyeol: *big laugh* OHH KAI YOU'RE SO CUTE
Kai: you're not very thug when you talk like that
Kai: why do you want to be thug anyway?
Chanyeol: I'm EXO's rapper. I can't have other idols disrespecting me because of my street cred
Kai: what street cred
Kai: okay...so what do you need me for?
Chanyeol: I need you to become my hoe
Chanyeol: every rapper always has a lot of girls around them! how can i be thug when i dont even have a hoe
Kai: i will not be your hoe...but I will help you become a thug. First, you need to take that bandana off of your neck. you're trying too hard
Chanyeol: no no, they hide my hickeys
Chanyeol: *leans in to whisper* i don't really have hickeys. i just want people to think i do
Kai: why would that help you
Chanyeol: i need people to think i have bitches left and right
Kai: you don't. the only girl you hang out with is your sister
Chanyeol: *pouts again* kai, do i bother you :(((
Kai: thugs don't use aegyo
Chanyeol: well then how do they get hoes in the first place
Kai: it's the glare in their eye. the look that tells people- they're a bad boy. the look that makes you wonder...will they strangle me? or will we make sweet love
Chanyeol: why do you sound like you know a lot about this
Kai: i read a lot of fanfiction
Chanyeol: about me? :DDDD
Kai: no. about kyungsoo
FACT: The higher pitched my “hey!” the greater the chance I don’t remember who you are.
I like how it took him a while to realize it.
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